How tall is Tom Cruise? I mean can he go on rides at Disneyland?
Why have I learned more about Mormons, and Scientolgists by watching Southpark than I learned in College or Grad School?
Why do guys automatically assume if a woman has any Asian blood in them they’ll be great in bed?
If dogs couldn’t lick themselves would they always be in such a good mood?
Why do people at the drive up ATM only pull up far enough to keep you achingly close to the machine but too far away to use it before they stop to put their money away? And why is there brail on the drive up ATM?
Why is Nicholas Cage still alive and yet Steve Irwin dead?
If 50 is the new 40, and 40 is the new 30, wouldn’t that make anyone that’s having sex with someone 27 or younger a pedophile?
Do antisocial cats purr when no one is around?
If a picture is worth 1000 words shouldn’t the back of postcards allow for a lot more words?
How come no one minds me using the wheel chair ramp instead of the stairs, or the automatic open door for wheel chairs, but if I park in a handicap spot all of a sudden I’m an asshole!?
How come on every Cop TV show the lady cops are hot but all the ones I see in real life have a unit larger than John Holmes, the girth of Fat Bastard and could easily kick Chuck Norris’ ass?
Jimmy Fallon couldn't suck anymore if he was a Dyson.
If you have Alzheimers and you’re in the woods and a tree falls and it does make a sound and you find your way home by some miracle and announce…..”Blender!!!” does that still count as a “Yes.” To the question?
Why is everyone now so concerned about Corey Haims but 4 days ago no one gave a shit?
Does George Clooney cock his head to the side because it's an acting technique or is he always genuinely confuse?
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