Sushi is Japanese for anemic fish eating tree hugging hippie wannabees.
Anyone who participates in Farmeville and is not high should be summarily flogged in the nearest public square.
Rush Limbaugh should move to Costa Rica where the Oxycontin is cheaper and he should take Micahel Jacksons doctor with him to supervise his intake of it.
How is a fat ginger with a beard going to solve anyones tax problems?
Sting and Bono both got extremely lucky and both suck beyond comprehension and have over loaded some peoples suckiness meter to the point that some people deal with it by thinking they’re brilliant. The same way that in chemistry two negatives combine to become positive.
Who really didn't know Ted Haggard was gay other than Mrs. Haggard?
The next talentless rockstar moron that tells me to donate money to end hunger in a 3rd world country while being simulcast from their castle while on Oprah should be publicly flogged on American Idol by Simon Cowell with Ryan Seacrest dressed up like a midget medieval jester (which is what he truly would be if he’d been born in the 1600’s)…then maybe I’ll watch that crappy show.
If Neil Young was a short order cook and fell on the grill no one would be able to distinguish his burning from that of a normal grease fire.
If Michigan is so great and going broke how do they have money for those crappy nationally televised commercials with that B-lister Jeff Daniels? Wouldn’t Eminem give them more cred? And maybe they should only advertise in places worse off than them like Haiti.
When a dog is just barely panting the temperature outside is perfect and the weather channel can suck it.
If a place as dysfunctional as Washington DC can agree on gay marriage shouldn’t the rest of us be able too? Or am I just Marion Barry-ing .
Why do studios keep giving Tim Burton money to make “movies”? He’s already got Helen Bonham Carter does he keep having to get her work in crappy weird movies to get laid by her? And WTF is up with him and Johnny Depp?
Tron sucked the first time and Tron will suck the 2nd time get over it.
How can you be so angry after you just won the Oscar for best supporting actress?
Can’t wait to see the cast of “Precious” on the next Celebrity Biggest Loser run with it Mark Burnett
Why is it that Simon Cowell is considered mean when he’s just honest. 20 years ago we wouldn’t have given him a 2nd thought he’d just be another guy.
If you played bass for Journey you probably aren’t qualified to pass judgment on any kind of “talent” show having anything to do with music.
If you survived breast cancer and being married to Ozzy Osborne I still don’t have to like you.
Farah Fawcett may be the only adult woman Michael Jackson ever screwed by dying on the same day as her then kicking her out of the Oscar ‘who we lost this year” roll call.
Letterman screwed half his staff, Conan just sucked and is a ginger and Leno screwed Conan. Who’s really the bad guy here?
If you’re driving a Prius maybe you just don’t deserve to be able to stop. Maybe we are just trying to get rid of all the self righteous liberals who are irritating with their holier than though fart sniffing attitude!
Unless the Director of “The Hurt Locker” was previously with the WNBA everyone in Hollywood is really friggin short!
The reason no one cares about the 71st record breaking win for UCONN women’s basketball has just previously been stated.
At 18 a six pack and hair meant my stomach and my head at 44 it means my fridge and my ears.
I don’t care if you don’t like Barak Obama how the hell could you have voted for anything having to do with Sarah Palin?
A Tea Party should involve little girls and stuffed animals not stuffed middle aged men that act like animals.
Now that you can take a gun into Starbucks the scalding coffee is now the 2nd most dangerous thing in there.
Ayn Rand is my favorite author and I still don’t know or sure how the hell to pronounce her name correctly!
Term limits are a moratorium on morons.
How can Michelle Malkin be so hot yet so wrong?!
Money amplifies who or what you truly are as a human being.
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