Pork rinds the other potato chip. The Harmonica- mouth organ and why teeth just get in the way.
Banjo- an instrument for the inbread.
Pickup Truck-Mode of transport or pretty planter for the front lawn. The physics of driving with the tailgate down and why shit wont fall out because youre special.
Males only-Your penis or Counting to ten with a missing digit.
Females only-Your Boobies-The reason why girls can count to twelve.
Toes and fingers natures abacus.
Grits theyre not just for breakfast anymore.
Beer natures way of re-producing for the Springer show guest list.
Why not to pee in the woods near a log that looks like a water mochasin. Taught by Professor Dickless.
Why the south really should have won the civil war.
Sex Education-Your cousin and you. Why nature is wrong.
Darwinism vs Creationsim-or why The Platypus is Ridulous but Adams Rib making a woman is a perfectly acceptable and believable point of view.
Gay Marriage and other signs of the Apocalypse.
Gun control why I need to be able to shoot a defenseless deer 3000 times in 15 seconds. Forget that the 2nd amendment was written over 200 years ago when the fastest rifleman could only get a shot off once every 30 seconds.
Why orphans in the third world really dont like food, but really fat overweight people in the mall need our sympathy and 24/7 access to McDonalds.
Why the Baptist Preacher is allowed to cheat on his wife and drink and your not.
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